Skeet Shields

What is Skeet Shields?

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

See sunglasses, skeet, jizz

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