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slang for when you drop a massive deuce.
I thought I was taking the kids to the pool, but instead, I anally birthed Shaq's arm...
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Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scot..
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When you cum in your own eye.
I was enjoying some 'me time' the other night and I did an Angry Campbell :(
See wanking, cum,..