What is Skeetch?
1.
Slang, cocaine or probably crack carried by Mules in their rectum
After smoking a eight ball of skeetch Roxy quickly took to bending over.
2.
To take something of petty value that cannot be prosecuted by law. Usually while on a camping expedition.
Go Skeetch some firewood from those campers over there.
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3.
Bump,dip,rail,line
Generally Imported Columbian Cocaine,can be cut with crystal methanphetamine. Generally this word is used in a circle of those who smuggle or deal cocaine. Mules generally carry skeetch inside their rectums.
The lost coke fiend turned to muleing coke for Storm so that she could get some skeetch in return.
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Roxy let Stormie loosen her anal canal with his stretched out 10" cock so that she could carry 2 keys instead of one, thus growing his profit margin by 100%
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Roxy let TC and Storm double fuck her anus in return for some Meth.
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A Cranksters delusion of reality, calling Meth cocaine.
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Verb: A rambling speech during sex by the partner on bottom. Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the person on top is utterly horrible and cannot maintain the attention of their partner, and the one on bottom begins to randomly babble about non-related information. Tends to serve as a notice of disinterest to the
Bob cannot pleasure Betty, who is laying on the bed, unentertained. Bob tries his hardest to pleasure Betty, who yawns and begins to recite "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost. Bob thus caused Betty to skeetch.
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