Skeettastrophy

What is Skeettastrophy?


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1.When you're having some great sex then you nut in under 5 min.

2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.

3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair

1.Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.

2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.

3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.

See skeet, cumshot, jizz, teabag, dirty sanchez


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