What is Skeettastrophy?
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1.When you're having some great sex then you nut in under 5 min.
2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.
3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair
1.Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.
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