What is Skeff?
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To wipe your Guche/Gooch on an object or person!
Oh man, I totally skeffed my boss's telephone mouthpiece before I quit my job!
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2.
(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight
A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!
3.
someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy
dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know
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when going to take a urine test and "accidentally" tripping spilling the urine onto the doctor.
Dude i totally gave the R. Ke..
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masterbation
Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.
Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help..
