Skegemog

What is Skegemog?


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Lake in northern Michigan. Connected to Torch Lake and Elk Lake.

Skegemog is cursed. It is inevitable that something will go wrong if you schedule a trip to Skegemog.

On the river access site, leading from Torch to Skegemog: Sweet, the motor just died. Let's paddle to that marina to get it fixed, it should only take an hour to get there. Oh, here comes the rain. (Two hours later) Those two spark plugs cost $10? Good thing they didn't fix the problem and the motor still doesn't work. Ok, time to paddle the hour back to the boat launch. (Driving home) Dude, stuff just flew out of the trailer, pull over so we can get it. Awesome, that truck just completely smashed it into pieces all over the road. (Finally home) Hey, this is great, my fishing pole snapped in two sometime during the drive back. And where's the motor? Back at the launch, 45 minutes away. Spectacular, I'll drive back and get it. See you in an hour and a half.

See skegemog, torch, elk, inevitability, fishing, rain, Severance


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