What is Skeletor Shuffle?
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The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.
What the fuck, dude?
What?
When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.
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Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk..
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the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion
instead of the plain old finger..
