Skeletor Shuffle

What is Skeletor Shuffle?


1.

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.

What the fuck, dude?

What?

When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.

See dingleberries, skeletor, skeletore, hemorroids, skidmarks


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