Skem

What is Skem?


1.

Short for skelmersdale.

1. A place kinda near liverpool.

2. A shit hole.

3. A place with fuck all to do.

'Fucking hell, theres fuck all to do in skem'

'Skem is a shit hole'

See anon

2.

Meaning annoying, stupid, bad or something disagreed with and/or disliked by the user of the word. People can be known as `skemrs` or `skems` temporarily for doing something the user does not like.

On MSN -

Person One: I`m going.

Person Two: You skem!

"That chick is such a skemr!"

"I know, she stole Dani`s boyfriend!"

See lame, stupid, bad, skam

3.

A rather odd place in the North of England that looks very much like Milton Keynes.

"Skem? Milton Keynes? Whats the difference?"

See lancashire, uk, strange

4.

v. to wade through shallow water while sifting through sand in search of shell fish and other collectibles.

The men were skemming for oysters in the bay.

See skem, wade, sift, search, fish, shell


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