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A witty and inquisitive person, someone you would want to spend time with.
I had a beer with Lord Palmerston last night, he's a re..
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Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukra..
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A woman who has had so much sex, kids, or fence posts that her pussyis really loose.
That chick was so loose it was like putting my dic..
