What is Skerge?
1.
A word concocted by two skergeons in late 2008, describing a situation where in which a person called for a sexual favor on a Tuesday does not execute said favor until the following Wednesday. The man who received the call patiently waits for the woman to arrive, where upon answering his door, he unexpectedly, or expectantly, expresses his eagerness with physical combustion.
Woman: Hey, do you want to get together later?
Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.
Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.
The following day:
Woman rings door bell, or knocks.
Man answers door.
Skerge!
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