What is Skerrat?
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A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:
1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/
'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "
Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a
scrat ?"
Person one: "No, '
Skerrat '. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
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