Sketchy Ventura

What is Sketchy Ventura?


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adj.

Someone in a position of power either due to their title or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.

Derived from a play on words in reference to Jesse Ventura, the 38th Governor of Minnesota and former wrestler of the WWF and the word Sketchy.

Bill: How did the meeting go?

Ted: Great, until Mr. Rickard went all Sketchy Ventura on me.

Bill: What happened?

Ted: He started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school Batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.

A great cinematic example of this would be Mr. Lumberg's dealings with Milton in Office Space.

See crazy, cracked, mad, trippin, screwed


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