What is Skewered Spider Monkey?
1.
A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
See
Random Words:
1.
The person who is forced to sit on the ottoman because all of the other chairs have been taken.
John bacame the ottoman whore because h..
1.
Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.
"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you ..
1.
basically a whorebut much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.
i cheated on my wife with a ass packet...
