What is Skewered Spider Monkey?
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
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Socks that won't stay up (esp. when you need them to).
my legs got cold because of these damn quitter socks
See socks, quit, fail..
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The gayest thing ever
Wow, that guy just peter packed his gay anal lover in the ass.
See gay, homosexual, lame, faggot..
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Can only be done when there is snow on the ground. The male ejackulates and urnitates into a condom. Snow is put into the condom after, ..
