What is Skewered Spider Monkey?
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
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an instance where you love someone so much that it physically hurts, yet you do not wish to date and/or participate in sexytimes with th..