What is Skewered Spider Monkey?
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
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When someone, usually a lesbian, puts a strap-on around her head and then proceeds to fuck a woman by nodding her head
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Caressing another's cravasse in a vulgar and public manner.
He was crevassing her thoughout the entire night!
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