What is Skewered Spider Monkey?
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
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the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in char..
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Having been repeatedly bonor-bashed by a pirate
"Don't go jerkin' my girken' or you'll get jollyrogered!"..
