What is Skewered Spider Monkey?


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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

See vagina, vaginal, sex, piss, fuck, spider, monkey, spider monkey


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