Ski Jump

What is Ski Jump?


1.

When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.

She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.

See ski jump

2.

First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.

See shit, chest, cum, wheelbarrow, throat

3.

First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.

See poop, shit, chest, wheelbarrow, vagina


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