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When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done..
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A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.
She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.
See Ben Dover..
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That pungent smell of B.O., shit, chicken grease and cocoa butter.
"Fuck, this fan/venting system or whatever, I just caught a big..