Skid Mark

What is Skid Mark?


1.

an elongated stain in the rear of one's underwear caused by one of the following: 1)rubbing of the underwear on an insufficiently wiped anus after excrementing 2)expelling juicy farts (butt cheese) into the underwear over an extended period.

"I think my underwear has a skid mark from farting all day"

2.

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.

I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.

See The Grammar Nazi

3.

A fecal stain that is visible on one's undergarments.

Also presents in a less structural (and lesser known) form, typically developed from excessive "dry farting". In this form, the skidmark develops in a larger region, yet its definition is not as clear. Essentially, it is representative of a consistent gaseous pounding of one's underpants over a long period of time, and while fairly rare, is unmistakable. Usually, this effect is understandable to about 1/10th of all humans.

I just ran a red light and blasted a massive skid mark all over my BVD's.

See skidmark, skid, mark, fart, gas, bad, pounding

4.

shit stains

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws

See John

5.

n. term referring to when your underpants ride up your butt crack and leave a line of poop in the bottom. It is also known as a racing stripe.

Jim didn't wipe his butt thoroughly, for he had a massive skid mark in his underpants.

See racing stripe, racing stripes, skid mark, dirty underpants

6.

an unclean brownish mark on one's underpants

If you would just wipe yourself properly you wouldn't have to deal with a skid mark every time you pulled your pants down.

See dirty, shitty, smelly

7.

**Marks on your underwear left by shit, usually permanent. Caused by Sharting (A fart that turns out to be a shit), also caused by photo finish shits, juicy farts, not wiping completely, and most generally crapping your pants.

**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.

**Interesting Fact**

Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.

**Synonym- Racing Stripes

**Dude, did you just shit your pants? You are going to have major skid marks.

**What color where these when you originally bought them?

See shit, crap, dump, underwear, panties, skid, mark, poop, wipe, racing stripe


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