What is Skid Marks?
1.
A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
"Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma's panties!"
2.
1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out
2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your
heiny with your underpants!
3.
used to describe the brown marks in unwashed tightey whiteys belonging to someone who just couldnt hold it. or, alternatively, they had an all day wedgie.
Dude! Check out those skid marks! Dad must've had Mexican for lunch today.
4.
1. burnt rubber marks left on tarmac when peeling out with a fast, powerful car
2. poo stains left on underwear when ass is not properly wiped
1. That porsche left skid marks on the road.
2. I was taking a shower and noticed skid marks on my underwear.
5.
The combination of white underwear with a person with minimal butt wiping skills, or, someone, like Tom, who wears the same pair of undies for 3 days.
Tom wears his undies for 3 days without washing. He doesn't wipe very well and leaves nasty skid marks for his wife to try and get out with bleach and Sunlight bar soap. He's a dirty man.
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6.
is a person who is in the lack of wippeing their ass after a bowel movement.......
akward.
tip:
wipe front to back. ------>
eww, joey what are ya doin? dont fuck marla she has skid marks!
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7.
poop that leaves lines in your underpants
i pooped and left skid marks
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