Skidmark Cobra

What is Skidmark Cobra?


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A Skidmark Cobrais the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.

I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.

See skidmark, cobra, floss, toilet, wipe, dump, crap, shit, poop, poo, domination, squeaky clean


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