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Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few..
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A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.
i saw his jersey condo on cops last week..
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The act of pleasuring yourself using a Count doll from Sesame Street and wiping the residue off on the cape
I cant believe John used hi..