What is Skids Witter Collection?

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all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marksleft by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"
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