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When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, Dav..
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Better than the best of the best.
Not Good
Not Better
Not Best
Not Bestest
but...
BESTERISTEST!
"You are my besteristest fri..
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Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.
I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It re..