What is Skiff?
1.
To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.
It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.
"I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!"
"Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!"
"Did you skiff the corporal's tea?"
"Don't drink that I've just skiffed it."
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2.
running your index finger along your arse crack and wiping the residue on the top lip of your intended victim, resulting in 10-20 minutes of shitty, sweaty odour.
"Oh my god you fucker, you skiffed me, that fucking stinks"
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3.
Another word for a yacht.
"Turn this skiff around!"
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4.
Skiffing somebody is just wiping your butt with you hand and slapping somebody with it
Brandon & Cody will skiff Kenny after school.
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5.
A very light covering
a skiff of snow fell over-night
