What is Skiing?
1.
when a girl jerks two guys off at the same time.
What did you do last night? I went skiing with Connie and Jim.
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2.
to snort a line of cocaine.
Hey bro wanna go skiing on the mountain of kings.
3.
The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
4.
1. attachin two long planks to your feet, an then carvin down a mountain covered in fresh powder with the sun beatin down on your back.
2. somethin a person does in the wintertime to convince oneself that he or she is actually enjoying the 10 degree weather.
3. a sport often associated with snowboarding. and despite what you may hear, we can all share the mountain.
snowfreak: "i'm cravin it, man. i'm pickin up my sticks from the shop tomorrow, and headin to somewhere with snow."
friend: "what are you talkin about?"
snowfreak: "i'm goin skiing ."
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5.
Usually when a girl sits or lays between two guys and places both her hands onto the guys penises and gives them a hand-job at the same time!
OMG! I cant believe I went skiing on those two freshman at brandon's party... but hey i was drunk off my ass!!!
6.
a sport that is just as good as the others.
If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good.
fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.
Skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding.
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The act that involves moving to second base, which means a female/male placing both hands on two other males penis's and stroking vigorously until ejaculation occurs. This can be done sitting or standing in any desired position. The harder and faster the action the better the skier.
"I was in a spa and some girl grabbed me and my mates cock's and started skiing"
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