What is Skill?
1.
1. Abilities.
Often, "skillz" or "5k1LLz."
Used to announce profiency in something; for example, 13375P34K. "leetspeak"
"ph34r |/|41 1337 5K1LLz!"
Translation: "Marvel at my wonderful abilities."
2.
Talent or ability. Something employers do NOT want in a candidate. They want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.
I spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can't find a job. The bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.
3.
A word used by schoolkids from the 1970's to show their extreme joy at doing something impressive.
Normally used by holding both thumbs up (a la The Fonz in Happy Days) and saying "Skill!" with a big cheesey grin.
"That wheelie I just popped on my Raleigh Chopper was skill!"
"I've just cleared the 128th screen on Pacman! Skill!"
4.
A Livestock disease of the rectum
Skill is a bum disease
5.
Having talent or abilities.
I got skills!
He's got
mad b-ball skills!
6.
something your crazy at
Person 1: Hey, how you do dat?
Person 2: I dont know if you ever heard of it but its called
SKILL!!!!!!
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7.
For a person to say they are 'Skill' means that they think they are good at something or have just done something great (Skill)
The rules from the Primary School Slang Handbook state:
"One must be skill with two 'L's and not just one. This has to be clearly stated after the word is said. If a person is 'Skill' with only one 'L' it means they have horses bum disease"
Stan - "Did you see that goal? I'm skil"
Ray - "You never said skill with two L's, that means you have horses bum disease"
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