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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
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The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.
I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the..
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A numskull characterized by the possession of a feeble mind (or whatever passes for his mind) and untold ignorance. Known for blathering..
