What is Skills To Pwn The Bills?


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Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.

Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.

Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!

Marion: *totally pwns me*

See skills, pwn, bills, knob


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