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The technique of taking a picture in such a way as to obfuscate the fatness of the subject
She looked hot in her Myspace picture, but i..
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When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sittin..
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to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am
X: This guy just texted me. He..
