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The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is ill..
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Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha a..
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A hiccup, cough, sneeze, and vomit all in one.
The most amazing and mind-blowing thing. EVER.
Did you just hiccoughosnomit? Holy shit!..
