What is Skin Colors?
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From lightest to darkest...
Albino: No pigment, very very pale.
White: The average Caucasion.
Yellow: The average Asian.
Olive: Mediterannean/Middle-Eastern/Latino, a light tan.
Brown: The average Mexican.
Black: The average Negro.
Burnt: A very dark Negro.
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Albino: Amy Lee
White: Britney Spears
Yellow: Lucy Liu
Olive: Jessica Alba
Brown: Jennifer Lopez
Black: Bill Cosby
Burnt: Mr. T
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