Skin Failure

What is Skin Failure?


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A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!


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