Skin Focals

What is Skin Focals?

see Bifocaled

Mary was having trouble reading the daily newspaper, so John decided to drop his pants and loan her his skin focals.

See balls, nutsack, eyes, glasses, nose

Fan Lover

1. One who has engaged in attempted sexual intercourse with a fan (which usually leads to cut fingers). One could earn the title fan lover ..

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1. An expression of sorrow, guilt, or cooing at extreme cuteness. OMFG you are gorgeous. ;.; And then I broke it. ;.; I will never forgi..

Opuning

1. An opportunity to make a pun—itself a pun on "opening", except with "pun" included. Not to be confused with "O&..

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