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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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Cock Chomper: Anyone that chomps, bites, chews, nibbles, or otherwise gnaws on a man's genetalia. Also known as a Shlong Slurper ..