Skip A Beat

What is Skip A Beat?

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.

"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."

See masturbation, beating off, jerk off

Kellyn

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Offblast

1. One of many words used improperly by Zladko in his hit song "Elektronik Supersonik." Offblast is meant to refer to blastoff, a..

Finagling

1. All sexual activity. ALL. We spent the night finagling like savages...

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