Skip A Beat

What is Skip A Beat?

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.

"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."

See masturbation, beating off, jerk off

Zipple

1. The act of catching one's nipple when zipping up a sweater or shirt. One who engages in zippling is known as a zippler. When Laura..

Jamish

1. A mix between a jewish person and an amish person... Usually used to describe something gay... Eg. You're so jamish! or Thats ja..

Kick In The Pants

1. 1)Percieved as mostly negative external stimuli intended to have a lasting impact on the subject. Figurative speech 2)To be swiftly str..

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