Skip A Beat

What is Skip A Beat?

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.

"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."

See masturbation, beating off, jerk off

Uber-awesome

1. A word meaning very cool, extremely awesome, supercool, etc. "That ride was uber-awesome!"..

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1. to put emphasis on a word or phrase. boy: that show last night was amazing! girl: i know i loved it~~!* See ~~..

Two Of Spades

1. A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek. Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of..

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