Skip A Beat

What is Skip A Beat?


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When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.

"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."

See masturbation, beating off, jerk off


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