What is Skip A Beat?
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When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.
"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."
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The ultimate easy major in college. Getting anything lower than a 'A' in any class requires serious effort.
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When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around ..
