Skipton

What is Skipton?


1.

A little town that seems to get mentioned in random places. Has a mixed bunch of people including the usual chavs and chavettes along with the snobs and arrogant toads. Also has 2 grammar schools and make the people that don't get into them feel like crandulation!

Let's go to Skipton! Hmm... actually let's not...

See skipton, chavs, chavettes, crandulation, town

2.

Friendly word meaning 'friend and bandmate'. Nothing to do with the town of Skipton, North Yorkshire, UK, or any other Skipton. Probably derived from Skipper and Captain, and used interchangeably with either.

Alreet, Skipton, are you up for practicing tonight?

See skipper, mate, captain, fella, sir

3.

A small town in north yorkshire basicly consisting of sheep and old people.

visit it to find out wot im talking about!!

' man this place got more old people than skipton'

' u want boredom? go to skipton!!'

See sheep, town, boring, sleepy, old


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