What is Skirt Migration?
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When one's skirt rotates while walking so that the zipper keeps ending up in the front, requiring you to subtly adjust said skirt without anyone noticing.
Suffering from a bad case of skirt migration, I tried to shimmy my skirt back into place amongst the crowds on the subway, hoping nobody would notice.
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When a person intentionally grows a mustache that looks incredibly ridiculous to make them stand out.
Mustaches were big in the eightie..
