What is Skirted Eggshell?
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When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.
In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.
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To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.
Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster P..
