Ski-tard

What is Ski-tard?


1.

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

See tourist, ski, snowboard, ski-tard, jeans

2.

1. a mentally challenged person that practices the sport of down-hill or cross-country skiing

2. a mentally challenged person that avidly practices skiball at your local chuck E. cheese's

the unusual person flying down the slope with their tongue flapping in the wind.

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