What is Skite?
1.
To consume a lot of alcochol whilst on a night out.
"Who is coming out on the skite tonight?"
"Snakeus is skited off his tits!"
"Tonight we will be skiting it hard"
"All aboard the Skite Train, last stop Skiteville!"
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2.
n. a boastful person
v. to boast
(apparently used mainly/only here in Australia/NZ).
John's been skiting about his new car - that guy is such a big skite!
3.
N. A show-off, braggart, also v.i
He/she is a skite. The word has been used in Australasia, considered slang, for perhaps a hundred years.
he skited about winning the race.
4.
To slide in an uncontrolled fashion
He skited across the wet floor and landed on his arse.
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5.
The painful splash of hot grease.
Don't let the bacon grease skite on you while cooking breakfast.
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6.
the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.
Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.
or,
Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.
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7.
That guy who's constantly bugging you for a drink, food, or a couple bucks.
- J. Willington Wimpy: "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today".
- Jimmy the Skite in Patrick McCabe's *Butcher Boy*
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