What is Skizzermaplop?
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When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.
I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.
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A euphamistic military slang term for the push up position. It is most heavily used in the U.S. military, especially the Army and Marine..