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When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a sh..
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A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enoug..
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In Yiddish 'gey shlofn' means go to sleep.
When we were little, Dad used to tell us "Oy vey, it's one in the mornin..