Skoonspruit

What is Skoonspruit?

(n.) The tiny garden-sprinkler thing your mouth does sometimes for no apparent reason.

(As defined by Douglas Adams' "The Deeper Meaning of Liff".)

You bloody clune! Clean your skoonspruit off my towel!

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