Skoonspruit

What is Skoonspruit?

(n.) The tiny garden-sprinkler thing your mouth does sometimes for no apparent reason.

(As defined by Douglas Adams' "The Deeper Meaning of Liff".)

You bloody clune! Clean your skoonspruit off my towel!

Main Street Muffin

1. When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually. She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor ..

Reasonship

1. Better than a relationship. Emily and Rachel have a reasonship. See reason, love, sex, ship, typo..

Unparallel

1. Unlike any other; Sexually: The state of being in total bliss, shock, happiness, and total satisfaction. In other words, the ultimate hi..

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