What is Skoosh?
1.
a great bargain; something that's easier than it looks
"I bought this on the internet - It was an absolute skoosh!"
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2.
To travel, a short trip, a holiday.
I'm gonna
Skoosh over to France at the weekend to pick up a van load ofbooze andfags you want anything?
I'm gonna
skoosh down to the shop do you want a twix?
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3.
skoosh is that feeling that its all worth it; the feeling that you know it is all goin to work out in the end; skoosh is when u can walk a mile in the rain and not feel a drop; skoosh is when u can smile and thats all that needs to be said; skoosh is that feeling right after you have cashed in on the long chase; skoosh is that level of drunkeness where everything is beautiful; skoosh is that state of mind when you know you cannot die.
After mark finally fucked that virgin for the first time he was in a pure state of skoosh.
After chugging a solo cup full of vodka, mark paid for everyone at manerray's because he was skoosh.
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4.
When you're able to successfully initiate sticking your whole nut sac (not just one, but both) into someones mouth and then holding their nose so they can't breathe
1. Did you hear about John skooshing his roommate Keith last night? Keith was almost sent to the hospital!
2. Keith: dude John skooshed me last night. Andy: dude quit bein a V, take this skoosh, (Andy skooshes Keith)
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5.
a little something extra, capacity, safety margin
I'm going to build a little skoosh into this budget.
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6.
someone who is an idiot, freak, duech, looser, scumbag, the worse form of humanity.
so this guy over charged me and i was like look skoosh, you fucking suck.
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7.
A sip borrowed from someone elses beveridge. For show!
OI Knobend! Gies a Skoosh au yer juice
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