Skouch

What is Skouch?

To Skouch;

The unfortunate act of when a gentlemen takes a seat but accidently sits on his own testicles.

"Oh my god!!! I have just skouched myself!!!!!!!!"

See balls, nuts, testicles, bollocks

John-boat

1. Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans. Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat ha..

Arse-wank

1. a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity going to that club was complete arse-wank..

Earstick

1. A q-tip with knives instead of cotton on either end used to cause harm of a malignant nature Im gonna jab Coach Nelson with my earstick..

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