Skowned

What is Skowned?

Getting skeeted on and owned at the same time; the worst form of shame.

Katie: Yeah this guy blew his load on my face and then just drove off without me!

John: Ohhh snap he skowned you!!

See skeet, owned, pwnd, clowned

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