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Instantaniously grabbing a random girls pussy while pretending to fall off a curb.
"Dag Yo, Karl curb-jabbied Chelsea today at lun..
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When a woman on her period drags her bleeding vagina across a persons bare chest. If nothing is obstructing the flow of period blood (ex..
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When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.
I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morni..