Skrietze

What is Skrietze?

A small lump of poo which clings to the side of a toilet bowl, no matter how often it is flushed.

Mom, I have explosive diarrhea, and I left massive skrietzes all over the place!

Jourdan

1. Badass mofo usually reffered to as a Chuck Norris. NOt as cool as Bear Grylls, but pretty damn close. These sandwiches are so jourdan!!..

I Resemble That Remark

1. Used in response to a put-down, turning it on the one dishing out the put-down. Source: The Three Stooges. Has since been used in count..

Kardosaurus

1. This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "..

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