Skritch

What is Skritch?


1.

The sound made when stroking your mustache with the outside of your index finger while in deep thought during a meeting.

He must really be in deep thought over there, I can hear the skritch from this side of the room.

See meditation, mustache, scrape, finger, thought

2.

a phone. Particularly a cell phone.

Ay, shut it! I'm talkin' on da skritch!

See phone, cell, cell phone, line

3.

skritch is a lush person who pretty much every girl loves.

man, look at skritch!!

See itc

4.

great person to be around, and a great bestest friend!

skritch has an awesome older brother.

5.

lol thats right we love skritch's adorable brother! no we love you besides your brother! he's just like a wonderful benefit lol


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