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Before you have sex with a woman, put tabasco sauce on the OUTSIDE of the condom, her pussy lips will be on fire in no time. If you want..
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Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Nex..
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The act of peeing (pissing) while taking one's penis and going over the waist band of your underwear; not going through the fence.
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