Skub

What is Skub?


1.

"Skub is just something bland and insignificant. Perhaps one of those novelty goops that were popular in the 90's, or a wax to make your turtle's shell smell like pine."

-Nicholas Gurewitch, creator of Skub

"Dude, were you using my skub?"

"No way man, I'm anti-skub."

See skub, insignificant, bland, goop, wax

2.

Skub (n. v. adj. adv. pn.) - A political notion, idea, person, object, building, desire, sin, mythical creature, medication, lotion, governmental upheaval and/or reformation, action, description, or any combination or invention therein created and manipulated to inspire intense feelings towards no particular incarnation and, by proximity, others with opposing feelings.

Anti-Skub: "Skub is made from the tears of newborn puppies and kittens!"

Pro-Skub: "Skub increases life expectancy and makes you more attractive to women!"

Anti-Skub: "Skub is proven to cause erectile dysfunction in 80% of cases!"

See existentialism, cliche

3.

A person who dresses nice because he/she is very ugly

Haha, shutup, you skub.


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