What is Skud?
1.
1) A person that appears attractive from far away, but when seen closer is actually ugly; 2) A derogatory reference to someone or something
1) That person was a skud; 2) I don't like those people, what a bunch of skuds.
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2.
Blunt, or weed rolled in a cigar.
"Put a skud to my lip while you catch my spit, chip ya hip, bones rip when i flip this ish, u can LDB all damn day"
- Mac Dow / myspace/junglemob
3.
to fart, cut the cheeze, degas, let loose
Dat skud sure has a sweat smell.
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4.
1) A female that appears attractive from far away, but when seen closer is actually ugly; 2) A derogatory reference to someone or something
1) That girl was a skud; 2) I don't like those people, what a bunch of skuds.
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5.
1: In urban London: an unofficial and often cheap (but sometimes convincing) imitation of a desirable and high-prestige product e.g. Versace jeans. Not to be confused with alternative imitations such as Nick for Nike.
You can tell these are skud Versace jeans from the cheap quality material and poor stitching.
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6.
A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.
ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!
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7.
When a penis is wider than it is long. They perform well in bed, though are virtually impossible to toss off effectively.
I tried to toss of your mum, but she had a skud. My hand couldn't fit around it. Stupid skud.